Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson

There's no way that can all be true, right? Will I ever make it back home alive? 'An excellent choice to read aloud to the whole family. And Grandpa says how I keep breaking things is actually an amazing talent. So now I have to go with him to invade the local library and get that sand back, before it's used to conquer the world. You're probably thinking, 'Librarians are nice people who recommend good books,' but that's just what they want you to think! It turns out they're actually a secret cult keeping the truth from you-a hidden world filled with magical eyeglasses, talking dinosaurs, and knights with crystal swords! Or so my Grandpa Smedry claimed when he suddenly showed up to rescue me. It's not my fault, things just break around me, I swear! I thought the sand was a joke until evil Librarians came to steal it. The first in this gripping and action-packed adventure series, featuring an unlikely but immensely likeable hero, a cult of Evil Librarians intent on taking. And then I accidentally destroyed my foster parents' kitchen. the Evil Librarians: 1 Paperback by Brandon Sanderson (Author), Hayley Lazo (Illustrator) 1,619 ratings Book 1 of 6: Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians See all formats and editions Kindle 5.27 Read with Our Free App Audiobook 0.00 Free with your Audible trial Hardcover from 21. On my thirteenth birthday, I, Alcatraz Smedry ( yes, I got named after a prison, don't ask) received my inheritance: a bag of sand. Thank you to all the fans who have kept with this series over the years.

His Own Dumb Self, but I think that might be going too far.

(Yes, Alcatraz’s name will likely be crossed out on the cover, with hers written over it.) Originally I’d named it Alcatraz vs. Everything I'd known about the world was a lie. I’m tentatively calling it Alcatraz Bastille vs. the Evil Librarians is now in paperback with all new covers! AN ANCIENT RIVALRY REAWAKENS. Experience the action-packed first book in #1 New York Times bestselling author Brandon Sanderson's laugh-out-loud middle-grade fantasy series like never before- Alcatraz vs.

Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson